Joke for the Day: 24 hours to live

Godfrey Ikuenogbon came back from a visit to his
personal doctor and told his wife, Irinisi
about the outcome of his medical examination. He said the doctor had told him
that he had only 24 hours more to live!

Consequently, he requested for sexual
intercourse, which the wife naturally agreed to give. A few minutes afterwards,
Godfrey and his wife were engaged in
a marathon love making lasting six hours. After about an hour’s
rest, Godfrey went to the wife
saying, “Sweet Heart, as you are aware, I
have barely 15 hours to live. Could we please go on another round?”
the wife agreed.

Five hours
later, they took a two hours rest. Moments later, Godfrey took an admiring look first at his beautiful wife, then at
his watch. He observed that he then had only 8 hours to go. He romantically
tapped his wife’s buttocks demanding,
“Sweet Heart, please can you give me one more round before I die?”
“Of course, Honey as you like it” Irinisi
They made
love for the third time, after which session, the wife fell into deep sleep.
However, Godfrey appeared to have
murdered sleep. He had developed great worries about his imminent death,
tossing and turning in his bed. Suddenly he looked at his bed room wall clock.
He had just four more hours. He woke his wife up and said
“Sweetie, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you mind if….”
But this time around the wife sat up and angrily said “Don’t sweetie me anything! Listen and listen good, I have to get up in
the morning to go to work. You don’t”
Culled from the Book, Read ‘n’ Laugh: First 100 Jokes of Our Time
by Olaleye Falore