One of the
things Nigerian women are fond of doing is bragging about how successful their
children are or how important they are in the society. You can never be tired of hearing them
claiming to be mothers of millionaires or mothers of commissioners or
ministers. That is if they are not mothers of police or service chiefs.
things Nigerian women are fond of doing is bragging about how successful their
children are or how important they are in the society. You can never be tired of hearing them
claiming to be mothers of millionaires or mothers of commissioners or
ministers. That is if they are not mothers of police or service chiefs.
After Mass
in the premises of St Louis Catholic Church, four elderly catholic ladies were
engaged in conversation about their son’s achievements.
in the premises of St Louis Catholic Church, four elderly catholic ladies were
engaged in conversation about their son’s achievements.
The first
one told her Catholic friends,
one told her Catholic friends,
“My son is a priest. You only need to see
what happens anytime he walks into a room! Everyone calls him ‘Father, even the
elderly ones do so”
what happens anytime he walks into a room! Everyone calls him ‘Father, even the
elderly ones do so”
The second
Catholic woman smiled and with some air of pride around her, she said
cheerfully,
Catholic woman smiled and with some air of pride around her, she said
cheerfully,
“My son is a Bishop, every where he
goes, people will say ‘Your Grace’
goes, people will say ‘Your Grace’
The third
Catholic woman said, with abundant feeling of accomplishment “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he enters
any room anywhere in the world, everybody, weather European or American or
Asian or African, would say “Your Eminence”
Catholic woman said, with abundant feeling of accomplishment “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he enters
any room anywhere in the world, everybody, weather European or American or
Asian or African, would say “Your Eminence”
The fourth
Catholic woman, with an amusing (though disappointing) smile, said “My son is a very handsome, light
complexioned, tall 6ft 6inchs muscular stripper! Whichever room he walks into,
people there always say, “Oh my God! Aah! Aah!!
Catholic woman, with an amusing (though disappointing) smile, said “My son is a very handsome, light
complexioned, tall 6ft 6inchs muscular stripper! Whichever room he walks into,
people there always say, “Oh my God! Aah! Aah!!
(Culled from the book First
Hundred Jokes of Our Time by Olaleye
Falore)
Hundred Jokes of Our Time by Olaleye
Falore)
