The wife of
a General Manager of a Brewery in Igbala area of Sango-Ota, Ogun state, Madam Irene Okolue was surprised, on entering the Master’s bedroom, to
find a pair of ladies’ pants that did not belong to her matrimonial bed.
a General Manager of a Brewery in Igbala area of Sango-Ota, Ogun state, Madam Irene Okolue was surprised, on entering the Master’s bedroom, to
find a pair of ladies’ pants that did not belong to her matrimonial bed.
She
immediately called her house-girl, and the following conversation ensued:
immediately called her house-girl, and the following conversation ensued:
Madam:
Chioma, Chioma: come here. Who is
the owner of this pair of pants on my husband’s bed?
Chioma, Chioma: come here. Who is
the owner of this pair of pants on my husband’s bed?
Chioma:
Pants?
Pants?
Madam:
Yes! You heard me right. Pants, I
said! Answer my question before I break your head.
Yes! You heard me right. Pants, I
said! Answer my question before I break your head.
Chioma:
No be me get am o o o o. Madam.
No be me get am o o o o. Madam.
Madam: Who
get am?
get am?
Chioma: Na
truth I dey talk. You fit ask Oga. Oga know say I no dey wear pant!
truth I dey talk. You fit ask Oga. Oga know say I no dey wear pant!
(Culled from
the book “First 100 Jokes of Our time” by Olaleye Falore)
the book “First 100 Jokes of Our time” by Olaleye Falore)
