Joke of the Day: Invitation to Heaven

Reverend Father Aggrey walked out of the Church premises at
in Abeokuta, he asked
the spare part dealer, whose shop was adjacent to the cathedral, “Do you want to go to heaven? The dealer quickly replied, “I do, Reverend Father” The Father then

“Then come with me”

Later, the
Father was at the barber’s shop where he asked the shop owner “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Yes, Father. No doubt about that” The barber replied. The priest said “Please, come over with me” Moments later, Father Aggrey walked to the Bookshop located across the road where
he met Professor Pade Odanye and
asked the Professor, “Do you want to go
to heaven?”
“No, I don’t, Father”. The professor replied. Surprised, Father Aggrey said “I can’t believe this. Are
you telling me that when you die, you don’t want to go to heaven?”
Professor Pade Odanye said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group of people
together to go right now”
Culled from the Book, Read ‘n’ Laugh: First 100 Jokes of Our Time
by Olaleye Falore