Kate Yanshole, a grown-up secondary school girl,
who had been rough handled by a militant,
Nackson Tenebe went to her Rev. Father, Father Pumpu to have a confession session during which the
following dialogue came up:
who had been rough handled by a militant,
Nackson Tenebe went to her Rev. Father, Father Pumpu to have a confession session during which the
following dialogue came up:
Kate Yanshole:
I
have come to ask for forgiveness because
I have sinned against man and God
I
have come to ask for forgiveness because
I have sinned against man and God
Father Pumpu:
My daughter, what did you do?
My daughter, what did you do?
Kate Yanshole: I called a man who happened to be a militant ‘a son of a bitch’
Father Pumpu: Why
did you refer to him as ‘a son of a bitch?’
did you refer to him as ‘a son of a bitch?’
Kate Yanshole: Because he touched and held my hands in his palms
Father Pumpu: Like
this? (Grabbing Kate’s hands)
this? (Grabbing Kate’s hands)
Kate Yanshole: Yes, just like that, Father
Father Pumpu: Holding
your hand is not enough a reason to call a man ‘a son of a bitch’
your hand is not enough a reason to call a man ‘a son of a bitch’
Kate Yanshole: Not only that, Father. He also touched my right breast
Father Pumpu: Like
this? (Touching Kate’s right breast)
this? (Touching Kate’s right breast)
Kate Yanshole: Exactly, Father.
Father Pumpu: That
is also not enough a reason to call a man ‘a son of a bitch’
is also not enough a reason to call a man ‘a son of a bitch’
Kate Yanshole: But he later took off my clothes, Father!
Father Pumpu: “Like
this?” (Taking off Kate’s dresses)
this?” (Taking off Kate’s dresses)
Kate Yanshole: Yes, Father.
Father Pumpu: All
the same, that is no reason to call him ‘a son of a bitch’
the same, that is no reason to call him ‘a son of a bitch’
Kate Yanshole:
Then, he stuck his “thing” into my “something”
Then, he stuck his “thing” into my “something”
Father Pumpu: “Like
this?” (Putting his “thing” into her
“something” while sweating
profusely)
this?” (Putting his “thing” into her
“something” while sweating
profusely)
Kate Yanshole: “Yes, Father! Oh yes, Father! Aaaaah! Yes!
Holy Father!!! (Speaks in tongue)
Holy Father!!! (Speaks in tongue)
Father Pumpu: (Coming out of bathroom after some 5 Minutes): “That is no reason to
call him ‘a son of a bitch’
call him ‘a son of a bitch’
Kate Yanshole: But Father, he is HIV positive and he has
infected me with AIDS! (Sobs)
infected me with AIDS! (Sobs)
Father Pumpu: (Shouts) that son of a bitch!
Culled from the Book Read ‘n’ Laugh: First 100 Jokes of Our Time
by Olaleye Falore
by Olaleye Falore
